Ecstasy

this is a story about a little man

I had a dental appointment today. I was like, sitting in a chair while the machines made grinding noises, then the next thing I knew, I sat there for another hour while the machines made noises! it was so exciting.

In other news, my health is a bit better than usual. I have cough syrup, I have halls, and the sandwich lady gave me about 4 times the proper ammount of ham, because she was low on vegetables. It was actually way too salty ham, but I love her for trying.

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yeah, so hammy sandwiches and clean teeth. eyep, that's one dee-amn exciting life. I can just imagine sitting around the fireplace a century from now, telling my army of clone-children about this day, before we go outside to brave the cold and dinosaur-infested hell that will be the future.

posted by Murray @ 3:19 PM